As I wait for the cashier to pop over to an adjoining register to grab four packs of suicide sticks, aka cigarettes, for the customer ahead of me, my attention shifts to the store's background music, where Mariah Carey is singing about feeling emotions. Judging from her screeching, I'm guessing that she's either experiencing great pain or birthing offspring.
There's a Garbage Pail Kid they missed out on: Caterwauling Carey.