http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-vsILeJ8_8&list=TLQtiWRtd1ZuyYtzoPHM432fCOse8qeJdT
It's really sad to see your favorite film of all time reduced to such cheesiness. What's with the scarily lifeless voiceover? Couldn't they have just gotten James Earl Jones to do it? And the way that Star Wars logo just keeps...slowly...creeping...toward...you....And it's not even the finished trademark one that's so well known. Judging from the run-of the-mill font, it looks like they threw it together they day they made the trailer.
"Hey, we've almost finished the trailer! You guys got the film logo done yet? We need to splice it in!"
"Uhhhhhhhh....."