https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NtIPgDG4IY
0:36 - Back when newspapers were the primary source for checking movie schedules. Proving how retro this really is.
0:57 - Any violators caught with the wrong ticket will have their hand chopped off at the wrist.
1:02 - Watch for "big savings" at the snack bar during the 10 a.m. showing on February 29, unless that date falls on a weekend.
1:08 - "Observe silence" ...."Hey, anybody seen Silence? I've been lookin' for him everywhere!"
"Crying babies should be taken to theatre lobby"....and shot. Why you takin' a baby to a movie anyway?
1:13 - "Courtesy is Contagious." So is measles.
1:22 - And if an extreme rise in temperature in the "theatre" is accompanied by flames shooting across the ceiling, feel free to run like hell.
Kidding aside, I do like that catchy, majestic theme music playing on an endless loop throughout.